i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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