Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
NoShamevember. You game?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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