Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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