My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
No subtext here. People are naked.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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