More tranny stories later!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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