I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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