Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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