IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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