I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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