so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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