Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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