why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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