pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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