I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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