She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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