O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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