it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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