you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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