my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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