i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
