Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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