I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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