you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My pussy is not your playground.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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