He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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