I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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