I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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