that's an acceptable place to lick
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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