Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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