youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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