belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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