No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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