He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he had hair everywhere except his balls
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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