i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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