Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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