doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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