Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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