im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Let's get the cat blown out
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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