O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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