I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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