I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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