I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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