just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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