grandma shit on top of the toilet
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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