her vagine was all disorganized.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Vodka?
Forever.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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