What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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