You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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