So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
