if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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