spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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