Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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