So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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