I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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