i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Watching her eat just hurts me
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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